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Give
me beer or give me death! Or give me both! |
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You
girls want a ladies' night? Try having it in the kitchen, cooking
for a man! |
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Police?
Al Bundy here! I want to report a stolen apple! No, not the
stupid computer! I'm talking about a fruit! |
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Please
don't touch me on my birthday! |
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Marcy!
Have the nerve to face me when you're speaking to me! Whoops
you are! We gotta get you a sign that says "front" and "back"! |
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I
guess my cries this morning of: "If you're gonna take the car
please, please, I beg you pick me up after work", was a little
vague? |
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Look
Peg, it's the Christmas episode of Psycho Dad!!! |
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Christmas
is a time you should spend with your loved ones... I'd say that's
time enough! Go away! I'm trying to watch tv!!! |
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What
is it Peg? Your "One week to a dead husband" kit come in? |
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Eat
shoe and die! |
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My
wife is out there, unsupervised with credit cards!!! |
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Am
I not permitted to grow as a human being, Peg? |
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For
once I'm not afraid to say it: "Al Bundy can't lose...
can't win either!" |
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Like
a real man would use a tooth brush! |
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Just
buy me a nice head stone and we'll call it even. |
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You
two are the best children any father accidentally ever had! |
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Fine,
I'll keep the bleeding internal... |
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You
know I loved Buck more than I love anybody in this room... Way,
way more than I love anybody in this room! |
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Oh,
it won't kill me, Peg. That's your job!!! |
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"Burned
Beyond Recognition"??? Why can't these bands have cool names
like when we were kids? Bands like the "Nineteen Ten Fruitgum
Company"? |
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Is
there anybody with a worse job than mine? |
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Marcy's
niece? She must be from the unfeathered side of the family! |
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He's
my son!!! Don't you think I know he stinks?!? |
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Jumping
Jehosafat, I'm a hunk!!! |
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You
hate to see me eat, don't you, Peg? |
